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9.6.2016 | Akademie der Künste (Pariser Platz), Berlin

Google Roast

With Roastmaster Casey Jane Ellison and guests Simon Denny, Daniel Keller, and Ada O’Higgins

Here’s a joke.
Humans are so bot-like.
You’re supposed to say, “How bot-like are they?!”
Let’s try again.
Humans are so bot-like.
Say it!
They cannot confirm their origin, creator, or destiny.
I’m programmed to “Always leave ‘THEM’ wanting ‘more.’”
For “more,” join “us” for the Berlin Biennale’s Roast of Google. For various reasons Google won’t participate, but I believe that makes it better.
Why would you want to roast someone to their face?
Oh wait, you would.
A special surprise guest, YOU will attend on behalf of Google because you are Google.
Don’t speak.
I don’t want to fight with you, Google.
Oh wait, I do.
Simon Denny, Daniel Keller, and Ada O’Higgins will be there in participation to burn each other and YOU to the ground.
Stay ready.
Casey Jane Ellison or as I like to call her, Crazy Pain Fatison is your Roastmaster.
I will be there, and I will be the only one there who is truly free.
See you 09.06.16.
I Love You.